Go Diet, Old Man

Okay, I went to the doctor this afternoon. I have been guilted into losing weight, but since their suggestions for food fall flat — I tend to ignore some food in the fridge for a week or two at a time, and fruits and vegetables do not keep that long — I decided it would be better if I avoid burger joints and the campus chow spots. I have a habit of eating takeout at places like McDonalds, Wendy's, Steak and Shake when I do not have time to fix my own food at home. I will have to do without.

It was also suggested that I get an exercise bike. This will give me an excuse to visit the brand-new sports and fitness store with the offensive name near the Muncie Mall.

I have visited one of the last strips of a certain journal comic, only to find it had been altered. That girl in the last panel does not look like the original. In fact, I remember what that girl originally looked like, and it looked like Mary Cagle. If the comic author is going to do any revisionism, the least he could do is to revise the text, too. What happened? Did he have a falling out with la Cagèle?